I am not Bridget Jones

Mmm, I have gone completely mad but sitting in front of the teley at 5 in the morning (I have to be at work at 6 today) while Bridget Jones's Diary is being played for the nth times, I realised that I somehow got closer and closer to this this fictional story. I am totally in trouble. The problem has finally emerged after countless viewings of this film and readings of the two books: I have made my life like the way she lives hers in the fiction. It is toally screwed up.